How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Matty B

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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