- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

who eats pencils asians

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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