whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

thumb_up thumb_down +16

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Womens Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Nice weather we're having.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Dear Board of education, so are we.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

thumb_up thumb_down +14

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Ha

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

thumb_up thumb_down +12

im a selling a car

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops