Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

who farted your mother

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

A black goes to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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