- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Women

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

nine...eleven

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Looks through the peephole.

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