A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Sonic

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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