whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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