Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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The Bible

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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poop

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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No it isn't.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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