What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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