Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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math test 2=2

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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