What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there?

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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hi. thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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