- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

i eat poop

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Chicken

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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