yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

George Bush.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

stop it ryan vallee

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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