- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

A child with cancer grows up.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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