- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

nine...eleven

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Women

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Where's my shotgun

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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