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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

what's red and blue? your heart

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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