- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I have a crush on my dad.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Six million.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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