Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

We didnt star the fire ...........

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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