What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How did th-A fridge.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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