Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why? Because!

I am really good at math debating

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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