- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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FAP

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black