- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Woman's rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

No it isn't.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Woman's rights

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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