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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

George Bush.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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