Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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