Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Dick spice

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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