Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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