What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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