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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How are you? Yes

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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