Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Dancing Potatoe!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Drunk irish man

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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