Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Period Blood

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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