what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Anti Joke

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