Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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BWAT

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Women's Sports

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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