- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Good.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

My mom caught me masturbating.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats brown? poop.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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