A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Men's rights.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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