Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why? Because!

I am really good at math debating

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

The Bible

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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