If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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