- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's 9+10=? 19

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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