What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Good.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

69, hahaha

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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