- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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