Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

haha, you're an orphan

What abou three times

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

knock knock go away ok

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

The Irish man was sober.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Anti Joke

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