Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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math test 2=2

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Women's Rights.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Canada

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Penis.

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