A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

knock knock

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Potato

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

don't look behind you

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...