- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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