- Anti Joke

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?