What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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hi. thats what she said.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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