How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

i eat poop

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what is big and white? the moon

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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