Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Your social life

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Women's rights

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Society.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Gadaffi

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ps3

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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