whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Chayton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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