why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

A woman comes at the doctor.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A jew went to Germany.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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