- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Knock Knock Come in

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Women's rights...

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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