- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

No. Yes.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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