- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Woman's Rights.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

My mom caught me masturbating.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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