- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Barack Obama

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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