- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad?

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Dick spice

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A jew go out of a bar

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What is a question?

knock knock

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Guess what? No.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A black guy with his family.

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