Rebecca Black

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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I like to eat people

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Kah-________-

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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