Why did I get raped

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

how did the little girl die cancer

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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