What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Rebecca Black

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

I like to eat people

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Kah-________-

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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