Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Black Veil Brides.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Anti Joke

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