Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Nothing yet CC

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Can you see this brett? Connor

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

9/11

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

feces

Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Thanks

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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