- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Women's rights.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Where's my shotgun

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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