Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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9/11

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Thanks

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Chuck Norris.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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feces

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Where's my tractor?

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