- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Canada

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Penis.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Black Veil Brides.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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