Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Black Veil Brides.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Women's sports

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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