Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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