roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Japan called... They need help.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

George Bush.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

like for a handjob.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Women's sports

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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