- Anti Joke

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Women

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!