What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Justin Beiber

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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