A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Women's rights.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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