- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

69, hahaha

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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