what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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