- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What is brown and sticky? A stick

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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