- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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