- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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