- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat boy walked into a party

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Women.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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