- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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