Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

I saw a shovel once.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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