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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's a small person? A midget

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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