Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Penis

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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