What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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the real mccoy

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I'm a like whore

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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