John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Barack Obama

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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No it isn't.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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