- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What is next?

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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