- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

asian drivers.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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