Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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who is awesome? no one...

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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