What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's a small person? A midget

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Anti Joke

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