What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Potato

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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( o Y o )

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Anti Joke

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