whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Civil Rights.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Gabe Mercado

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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