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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Potato.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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