Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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hey bill!

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zebras

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Hi

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What is 2+2? 4!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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