Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Girls Basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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