What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Blarg

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the clock say? The time.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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