What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Are you a human?

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Where's my shotgun

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