What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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