What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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