- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

the cast of the jersey shore

What's dead? Your mum.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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