- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farts smell bad!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

women outside of the kitchen

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

A child with cancer grows up.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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