What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Gadaffi

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Where's my tractor?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Cows go moo.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Knock Knock Come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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