- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A black guy with his family.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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