- Anti Joke

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

I like to eat people

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Black people. They are so kind.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Jared Gough is a slut

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face