Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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