- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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