Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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you will now laugh.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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