whats better than 24................. 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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