- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

The 19th Amendment

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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