- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Turn around.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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