why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Your social life

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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