a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Nice weather we're having.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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