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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Ha

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