A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Women's rights...

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Jake Bowar

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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