- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

like for a handjob.

a catholic priest and a young boy

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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