how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock What

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Jake Bowar

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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poop

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