Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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women playing football?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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