jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Woman's rights.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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