Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

The Bible

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Knock knock Come In.......

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

whats really hot the sun

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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