- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and white? the moon

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did I get raped

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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