- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Penis

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Society.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's after 9/11? 9/12

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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